Saturday, May 11, 2013

Winding My…


One day, a city chap was ride a camel in Rajasthan area, and found a villager lying on the ground with his pennies sticking out of his dhoti! The city chap gets off his camel and asks, "What are you doing?" The villager replies, "Seeing time! Penis acts as sundial." The city chap in disbelief challenges, "Ok, what time is it?" The villager looks down and says "3.35..." "Unbelievable, you’re right!" the city chap says in bewilderment. Riding further, he sees the same thing, and asks time. The villager looks down and says "4.40". The city chap was shocked, the time was right again! After riding a while again, he sees another villager on the ground, except he was jerking off. The city chap asks, "And what are you doing?" to which the villager replies, "Me winding my watch."

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