Death with pain…
A
man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and
offered them to try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to
a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus
reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that
there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent
to the father by ten times, and if the pain became too much to bear, he should
let the doctor know.
The doctor turned on the machine. The man said he felt absolutely fine and he
could take more pain. The doctor turned the dial up to 40, 60, 80, and finally
100% of the pain, times ten. The woman delivered the baby painlessly and the
doctor stared at the man, astonished at how he could not even flinch with that
much pain brought upon him.
The couple took the new baby home. There, on the front step, the mailman lay
dead.
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