Sunday, May 12, 2013

My Wife…



A guy walks into a ladies bar and orders 2 quarters of old monk rum. The bar girl asked, "What happened," the guy replied, “I just found out that my younger son is gay. The bar girl says, "Oh, I am sorry about it." After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 3 quarters of old monk rum. The same bar girl asked, "What happened now," The guy responds, “I found out that my older son is gay, too.” The bar girl says, “Oh I am sorry.” The guy returned a few days later and ordered 4 quarters of old monk rum. The bar girl burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family getting any pussy?!" The guy gets really pissed and says, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

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