One winter, two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of Goa
to escape the cold of Himalaya. The first flea got there and started rubbing
suntan lotion on his little arms and legs. Just then, the second flea arrived
shivering and a shaking. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to
you?" To which the second replied, "I just rode out here on a
bikers mustache and I'm so very cold!" The first flea said, "Don't
you know the special trick to getting here, first go to the airport, go to the
ladies commode, wait for a pretty young stewardess to come along, and when she
sits down you climb right up in there where it’s nice and warm". The
second flea agreed that this was a great idea. The next winter comes along and
it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea
arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little arms and legs. About that
time, the second flea arrived again shivering, shaking, and mumbling about how
cold he was. The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I
taught you about getting here nice and warm?" To which the second replied,
"I did just as you said; I went to the ladies commode and a pretty
stewardess came in and sat down, I climbed right up in there and it was so very
warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I
woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!
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