Notes or change:

A woman went to a gynecologist but wouldn't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just says she must see the doctor. After hours of waiting, the doctor sees her in. Doctor asked Ok, what is the problem. Well, she said, “my husband is a very compulsive gambler and every nickel he can get his hands on he gambles. So I had five hundred dollars and I stuffed it in my vagina but now I can't get it out. The doctor said, “Don't be nervous, this happen all the time. He asked her to pull down her underwear, sits her down with legs wide open, he puts his gloves on and says, “I only have one question. What am I looking for? Notes or loose change?”