Thursday, May 16, 2013

Me and You…


One summer a farmer in US hired student to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Since you have done a fine job here, so I am going to throw a party for you." The student says, "OK, thanks a lot man." The farmer says, "Better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lots of drinking going on." Student "I can drink just as much as anyone else." Farmer "There also would be a lot of fighting so I hope you are ready." Student "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape." Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lots of sex?" Student "Good. I have been here all summer and I am dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?" Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."

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