Tuna shit…

At the local wood mill a blind man was giving an interview for a job as a quality controller. The manager asked him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him and asked, ‘what is it tell me without touching it.’ The blind man replied, ‘That’s a good piece of willow.’ ‘OK,’ said the manager, ‘now try this one.’ ‘That’s a second grade piece of teak,’ says the blind man. ‘Right,’ told the manager.

Now, the manager decided to play a trick. He got agreed his secretary to lift her dress and put her crotch near the blind man’s face. ‘I'm confused,’ said the blind man, ‘Can you turn it around?’ The secretary turns around and puts her ass near his face. The blind man says, ‘Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It’s the shit house door off a tuna boat!’