A
kindergarten teacher was trying to explain to the class the definition of the
word ‘definitely’. To make sure that the students have a good understanding of
the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his
hand and said, ‘The sky is definitely blue’. The teacher said, ‘OK, good trying,
but that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.’
Second
student said, ‘Grass is definitely green.’ The teacher said, ‘If grass doesn't
get enough water it turns yellow and brown, so that isn't really correct
either.’
Another
student raised his hand and asked, ‘Do farts have lumps?’ The teacher looked at
him hard and said, ‘No, but that isn't a question you should ask in class
discussion.’ The student replied, ‘Then I definitely shit in my pants.’
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