Thursday, May 10, 2012

Now I know definitely…



A kindergarten teacher was trying to explain to the class the definition of the word ‘definitely’. To make sure that the students have a good understanding of the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said, ‘The sky is definitely blue’. The teacher said, ‘OK, good trying, but that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.’
Second student said, ‘Grass is definitely green.’ The teacher said, ‘If grass doesn't get enough water it turns yellow and brown, so that isn't really correct either.’
Another student raised his hand and asked, ‘Do farts have lumps?’ The teacher looked at him hard and said, ‘No, but that isn't a question you should ask in class discussion.’ The student replied, ‘Then I definitely shit in my pants.’

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