Sure he is screwing you…

A girl was so desperate that she decided to end her life by drown into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you are young you've got a lot to live for. I'm going to Us in the morning, if you like, I can stowaway you on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded, after all, what did she have to loose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She explained, "I have an arrangement with one sailor. He's taking me to Us, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, it is the Mumbai-Goa Ferry.”