Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Four Types of Sex:



House sex - When you are newly married you have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom sex - After you have been married for a while, you have sex in the bedroom only.
Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you"
Courtroom sex - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the court in front of many people for every paisa you've got.

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