A woman was in the labor room, the doctor told her to push. She did and the baby's head popped out. The doctor said, ‘Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes.’ To which she replied ‘Yeah I heard, Chinese men are pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.’
The doctor told her to push again. This time the baby's body came out. ‘Your baby has a white body,’ the doctor said. ‘Yeah I heard, white men are pretty good, so I decided to give them a try,’ she said.
The doctor again told her to push again. So she did and the legs came out. ‘Your baby has black legs,’ the doctor said. ‘Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try,’ she said.
The doctor turns to the woman and asks, ‘How would you accept a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?’ The woman replied ‘I'm glad it doesn’t bark!’
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