Sunday, May 20, 2012

How I rang the bell…


A woman posted an ad in the news paper, 'I wanted a man who won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great lover.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but the perfect reach at her door. The man said, ‘Hello, I'm Johnny. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away.’
The lady asked, ‘OK, but how would you think you are a great lover?’
Johnny replied, ‘What do you think? How and with what I rang the door bell?’

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