New Year Gift:

After the annual office New Year party bash, Rahman woke up with a pounding headache, dry mouthed, and totally unable to recall the events of the prior evening. After spending half an hour in bathroom, he was able to make his way drawing room, where his wife put some tea before him. "Nazma," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse, you made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!"
"You did. All over his suit, "Nazma informed him." And he fired you."
"Well, fuck him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on New Year."