Two pygmies decide to go to Las Vegas for a vacation. At the hotel
bar, they were dazzled by two beautiful tall hookers, and wind up taking them
to their rooms.
First pygmy was very disappointed, because he was unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the sounds from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second pygmy asks the first, “How did it go?” The first whispers back, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.” The second pygmy shook his head, “You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!”
First pygmy was very disappointed, because he was unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the sounds from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second pygmy asks the first, “How did it go?” The first whispers back, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.” The second pygmy shook his head, “You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!”
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