Hit The Ball With Hands

An old film producer and his flicks heroin want to take golf lessons from an instructor at a country club of Bombay. The man and woman meet the instructor and head to the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf instructor says, "Not bad, now hold the club as firm as you want to hold your heroin's breasts". The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf instructor says "Excellent!" Now the heroin takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. Golf instructor says, "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your producer’s dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf instructor, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and hit the ball."