Cold ears:

A newlywed couple decided to Laddakh in Himalayas for a romantic trip. When they got to the cottage it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, and she said him put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in another 5 minutes and said "Sugar my hands are cold again". She tells him put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he came in again and said, "honey my hands are cold again". She then said, "Damn, don't your ears ever get cold?"