Real Indian terrific abler...

A boy asked her girl to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her. She wanted him to get her name, Rita, tattooed on his penis. When it is erect it says Rita and when it is limp it says Ra. They got married and went to India to a nude beach. The boy noticed a man who was waiting on him also has a Ra on his penis. He said oh you must have a wife named Rita, and the waiter said no mine says Real Indian terrific abler!!!