But Where…

An old man was sitting on a bench in the park and crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied "I am married to a 21 year old sexy woman, who gives me two blowjob a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner." The young man asked, "OK, but what's wrong? The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"

Breathalyzer...

In an asylum an old lady was wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. An old man jumped out and said, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse, pulls out a little wrapper, and hands it to him. He looked it over, gave her a warning and sent her on her way.

Again she was wheeling in same way. Again, the same old man jumped out and said, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there. Can I see your license please?" She digs around in her purse, pulls out a receipt and hands it to him. He looked it over, gave her another warning and sent her on her way.

She zooms off again. Again he jumped out. This time, he's stark naked and has an erection! The old lady looked up and said, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer again!"