Dipikosin

If doctor gives a perfect medicine a patient would recover rapidly. That happened to Ramleela star Ranveer Singh, who is fighting with dengue, and now recovering fast. For this speedy recovery He would be thanks to the medicine Dipikosin, that was given to him on Saturday and Sunday. Its effect was so powerful, that he, who couldn’t reacting to any medicine suddenly getting better, and doctors were amazed, what is the reason behind this mysterious recovery, because they didn’t gave him any new prescription.  

Sources said that actually his heroin in Ramleela, and co star in hot number ishqyaun dhishqyaun, Dipika Padukone came to meet him on Saturday and Sunday and her appearance worked like wonder, even better than any medicine. That’s why doctors gave her a new name, Dipikosin!

OMG...

A couple was having difficulty surviving financially. They decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra income. The husband took her to a popular corner and said he would be at the side of the building, in case she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client 1000 Rs. She went back and told the client, at which he cried, ‘That's too much!’ He then asked, ‘How much for a hand job?’ She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.
The husband said ‘Ask for 500 Rs.’ The woman ran back and told the client. He got agree and removes his pants and underwear. On the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man’s jo was bigger one.
She asked him once more to wait. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked ‘Now what?’ The wife replied ‘Can I borrow 500 Rs.?’

Real Indian terrific abler...

A boy asked her girl to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her. She wanted him to get her name, Rita, tattooed on his penis. When it is erect it says Rita and when it is limp it says Ra. They got married and went to India to a nude beach. The boy noticed a man who was waiting on him also has a Ra on his penis. He said oh you must have a wife named Rita, and the waiter said no mine says Real Indian terrific abler!!!