You Idiot

One day this woman walks out of her room. She notices a strange little man at the bottom of her steps.

"You're a goblin," she says, "Now I caught you and you have to fulfill my three wishes!". The goblin replies "OK, you caught me, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge manor to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you'll got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you'll got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you'll got it too. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "hmmm, OK, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 30", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "30 and you still believe in goblins"