An elderly man wanted to be
father with his younger newlywed wife. So, he consults to the doctor, who wants
to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home,
fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day
and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What’s the
problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried hard with my right hand...no result. Then,
I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right
hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's
friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still no result. Doctor: One
moment! You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still
couldn't get the lid off from this bloody specimen cup.
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