A man and a woman who were strangers, given the same sleeping cabin on a Duranto train. After some awkwardness, they settled into their respective berths for the night.
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes up the woman, and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and says with a grin, “I have a better idea. Just for tonight let’s pretend we’re married.”
“You mean…”
“Right, get your own damn blanket!
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