Saturday, June 25, 2011

Three knots


A drunken sailor went to call girl and gives $1000, then they proceed to bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asked, “How am I doing?”
“About three knots,” says the girl.
“Three knots?” asks the sailor. “What do you mean?”
“You are not hard, you are not in, and you will not get your money back.”

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