Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Bulging eyes


 One morning this guy wakes up and notices that his eyes are bulging. Becomes concerned, he goes to his doctor. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease; it will require him to take the medication for months to clear up the disease; however the medication will make his hair fall out permanently.
Several months later the guy’s eyes are still bulging. More so, now his hair is also gone. So he goes to a different doctor, who informs him that he has a prostate problem and they will have to remove his testicles. Guy has the surgery, only to find out his eyes are still bulging. He changed doctor after doctor, but all in a vain.
However, when he went to order some custom shirts, the tailor told him he took a 17-inch collar. He said, I’ve always taken a 15-inch collar. Tailor said, but, you have a 17-inch collar.
The guy insist for 15” collar. Tailor said, Okay, I’ll do it. But do you know what happens, when the collar is too small? It makes your eyes bulge.

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