Two friends coming very late from a party, talking about there married life. One said, "I can never fool my wife. I used to turn off the car’s engine and sail into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."
"You use the wrong technique, my dear," his buddy replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, pat my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask, How about a little? And she pretends to be asleep."
"You use the wrong technique, my dear," his buddy replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, pat my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask, How about a little? And she pretends to be asleep."
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