A young girl was a prostitute and, kept it a secret from her
grandma. One day, the police raided the brothel and arrested her with a group
of prostitutes. They were instructed to line up on the sidewalk.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked
curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" The young girl told her
that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for
some.
"Sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer questioning all the prostitutes. At the end of the line, when he got to Grandma, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's pretty easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"
"Sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer questioning all the prostitutes. At the end of the line, when he got to Grandma, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's pretty easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"
