Once upon a time there was an army camp in Rajsthan,
India. There commissioned a new British commander. The new commander inspected
everything. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The
commander asked what it was for, one soldier who had been stationed there for a
while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there were no
woman nearby. So they have the camel. The commander just let that go, but after
a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel
into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it. After about an hour the
commander came out button up his pants and said, "So that’s how the other
men do it." One man responded, "No, we usually just use the camel to
ride into town."
