Butter Spread…

A lady and her little boy were walking through a park and they passed a pair of squirrels having sex. The little boy asked his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass a pair of dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they are doing. The mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of weeks later the little boy walks on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, mommy has butter spread all over her mouth!!!"

Making fool…

A wife was alone at home and the doorbell rang.

She opened it. There was his hubby’s friend at the door. Who asked, "Hi is Johnny at home?"

The wife replied, "No, he went to the store, you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after awhile the friend said, "You know sis, you have the greatest breasts, I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred dollars just to see one."

The wife thinks about it for a second - a hundred dollars! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He thanked her and threw a hundred dollars on the table. They sit there awhile and then the friend said, "That was so amazing, I want to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

The wife, amazed by the offer thinks a bit about it and decided, why not? So she opens her robe and gave him a good chance to look at.

Later, Johnny arrived from the store. The wife told him, "You know, your friend Chris came here."

Johnny asked, "Well did he give you 200 dollars he owes me?"

In this Position…

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus came down the chimney and met a beautiful 19 year old young lady who was too horny to bear it. She said, "Santa, will you stay with me tonight?” Santa replied, "Oh, I have to go, go to deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
Than she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Oh, oh I have to go, to deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."
She took off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replied, "Oh, yes, I have to stay, because I can't get up the chimney with my dick in this position!"