Saturday, May 7, 2011

I’m working for ED


In a restaurant, a teenage boy was tossing a 25 paisa’s coin up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On showing one such feat, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and the coin lodged in his throat. As the boy begins to choke and gasping his father get panicked and starts yelling for help.
Not to far from the action a man was sitting at a table reading a paper and drinking his coffee, when he heard the fathers distressed cries he patiently puts down his coffee, folds his paper, and then walks slowly over to the boy and grabs him by the balls and squeezes the it out. The boy coughs up the coin and the man catches it in his hand and returned with it to his table, sitting back down to his coffee. The amazed father ran over and said “Thank You Sir, you saved my son’s life, are you a Doctor?”
“No” the man replies, “I work for the the Enforcement Directorate.”

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Offensive to Mr. Santa and Mr. Banta


A delhits asked his Sardar friend “what you think about Santa-Banta jokes?
He replied, “I think they are good but they might be offensive to Mr. Santa and Mr. Banta.”

laughter is the best medicine


Hi friends! In today’s world everyone is in this or that tension. And because of this tension he or she doesn’t enjoy his/her life. Here is a way where you can release your tension, as it is said laughter is the best medicine, we would try to bring you a laughter daily.