Changed the plan

After making love, under a bush near a river, a nature lover couple lays nude, when a hornet comes buzzing around and suddenly entered the unaware woman's vagina. The boyfriend quickly draped her with the rug on which they were laying. Then he puts on his trouser and shirt in a hurry and carried her to a hospital in his car.

After listening, the doctor checked up and said that the hornet was entered too far in and it’s not possible to reach it with any available tools. He then recommended that husband would try to lure it out by putting a few drops of honey on his penis, penetrate her and withdraw as soon as he felt the hornet at his penis.

The boy was agreeing to do so, but he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the event." Seeing this, the Dr. suggested that if they are free from taboo and don’t have any objection, then he could give his services for the cause."

Under the tricky situation, both were agreed. The doctor applied some honey and mounted the girl. The boy was watching and alarmed as the doctor's thrust continued. He said in a pathetic voice, "Hey, What the hell you are doing?"

"I have changed the plan," The physician gasped. "I'm going to drown that bastard!"

Change Position with Gopal Kanda…

Gopal Kanda was hanged because of Geetika’s suicide, and of course went straight to the hell. There, Yamraj offers him three options to spend eternity. They go to the first door; here a fellow was hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Kanda said "Oh no! I don’t want to spend all eternity in that way..."   They go to the second door. Where a fellow was chained to the wall being tortured in many ways. Kanda said, "Oh no! Not that..!"

They go to the third door. Behind it a fellow was chained to the wall with Geetika indulging in unnatural sex. Kanda instantly decided, "yaah, it looks okay to me. I'll take this one position." Yamraj said, "OK. Hey… Geetika, now you are replaced."

Butter Spread…

A lady and her little boy were walking through a park and they passed a pair of squirrels having sex. The little boy asked his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass a pair of dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they are doing. The mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of weeks later the little boy walks on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, mommy has butter spread all over her mouth!!!"

Making fool…

A wife was alone at home and the doorbell rang.

She opened it. There was his hubby’s friend at the door. Who asked, "Hi is Johnny at home?"

The wife replied, "No, he went to the store, you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after awhile the friend said, "You know sis, you have the greatest breasts, I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred dollars just to see one."

The wife thinks about it for a second - a hundred dollars! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He thanked her and threw a hundred dollars on the table. They sit there awhile and then the friend said, "That was so amazing, I want to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

The wife, amazed by the offer thinks a bit about it and decided, why not? So she opens her robe and gave him a good chance to look at.

Later, Johnny arrived from the store. The wife told him, "You know, your friend Chris came here."

Johnny asked, "Well did he give you 200 dollars he owes me?"

In this Position…

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus came down the chimney and met a beautiful 19 year old young lady who was too horny to bear it. She said, "Santa, will you stay with me tonight?” Santa replied, "Oh, I have to go, go to deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
Than she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Oh, oh I have to go, to deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."
She took off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replied, "Oh, yes, I have to stay, because I can't get up the chimney with my dick in this position!"

Couldn’t walk…

Few first standard boys were standing at their school’s toilet to pee. One said, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on its head!”

"I've been circumcised,” the other replied.

"What does it mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was just two days old."

"Did it hurt?"

"Hurt? I couldn't walk for a whole year!"

Appointment…

This fellow woke up from deep sleep and, feeling too horny, nudges his wife to awake and asks, "Let’s we get it on, eh?" She replied, "Oh, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." The husband agreed and rolled back over and started to try to go back to sleep.

Few minutes later, he again nudges his wife and asked, "You don't have an appointment with a dentist tomorrow, do you?"