A wife was alone at home and the doorbell rang.
She opened it. There was his hubby’s friend at the
door. Who asked, "Hi is Johnny at home?"
The wife replied, "No, he went to the store, you
can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after awhile the friend said,
"You know sis, you have the greatest breasts, I have ever seen. I'd give
you a hundred dollars just to see one."
The wife thinks about it for a second - a hundred
dollars! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He thanked
her and threw a hundred dollars on the table. They sit there awhile and then
the friend said, "That was so amazing, I want to see both of them. I'll
give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them
together."
The wife, amazed by the offer thinks a bit about it
and decided, why not? So she opens her robe and gave him a good chance to look
at.
Later, Johnny arrived from the store. The wife told
him, "You know, your friend Chris came here."
Johnny asked, "Well did he give you 200 dollars
he owes me?"
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