In an asylum an old lady was wheeling up and down the halls in her
wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. An old man jumped out and said,
"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's
license?" She digs around in her purse, pulls out a little wrapper, and
hands it to him. He looked it over, gave her a warning and sent her on her way.
Again she was wheeling in same way. Again, the same old man jumped
out and said, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back
there. Can I see your license please?" She digs around in her purse, pulls
out a receipt and hands it to him. He looked it over, gave her another warning
and sent her on her way.
She
zooms off again. Again he jumped out. This time, he's stark naked and has an
erection! The old lady looked up and said, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer
again!"
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