Patriot

India’s spy agency RAW was evaluating three men to be hired. They bring them in for interview separately. The first came in and sat down. The interviewer asked, "Do you love your wife?" He replied "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asked the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.” interviewer continues, "Whom do you love more, wife or country?" he replies "My country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun go into the next room and kill her." The man went into the room; all is silence for about 5 minutes. He came back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He put down the gun and leaved. The second guy came in and sat down. Asked the same question and the responses was the same too. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to kill his wife. The guy put the gun down and said "I can't do it..." The third guy came in, the same question answer. Given the gun, and told to go kill his wife. The guy went into the room, and dhadam! Bhadam! Bhudum! This is followed by crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy came out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looked at him and asked "What happened?!?!" The guy replied, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks, so I had to strangulated her!"