Good Idea…

Two deaf got married. During the first week of marriage, they find that it’s not possible to communicate in the bedroom after dark, because they couldn't see each other’s sign language. After that, the wife found a solution. "Honey," she signs, "we can agree on some simple signals? As if you want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast ones. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast ones. The husband thinks this is a good idea and signs back to his wife, "Good idea, Now if you want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ones. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"