A newlywed army man was informed that he has to go a long
way from home on a remote island for two years. A few weeks after reporting
there, he starts to miss the wife, so he wrote her a letter.
"My love, it looks like we’re going to be apart for
a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you. Here we’re surrounded by
young, attractive native girls. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of
hobby to keep my mind off them."
The wife sent him a harmonica with a note, "Learn to
play this."
At last, his posting came to the end and he rushed to his
wife. "Darling, I can’t wait to get you into bed and make passionate
love!"
But she stopped him with a wave of her hand and told,
"First, let’s see how well you play the harmonica."
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